Channel [K]…!

Teacher, Mr. Lam is explaining sex to his student, Syoing……

Syoing:

Sir, why is making love so enjoyable ?

Mr. Lam:

Aiyah, Syoing Syoing ah, enjolable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Syoing:

Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

Mr. Lam:

Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Syoing:

Why do women hate it when they get raped?

Mr. Lam:

Ai-yah ! Syoing, you walk along the road, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Kanasai!!!!

Syoing :

Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

Mr. Lam:

Oi!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siao ah! Use your brain, use your brainnn ………..

Syoing:

Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love?

Mr. Lam:

Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same syok feeling mah. Correct or not?

Syoing :

Why is making love carried out in private?

Mr. Lam :

Syyyyyyoingggg, use your brain, use your brainnnnn ……… you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Syoing:

Wah …… Mr. Lam Pa Tang, you are very good.

Mr. Lam:

Aiyah ……. Sure la…. Who am i? Lam Pa Tang leh~!!! Don’t Play-play~!!!!